Sunday, 26 August 2012

Irish Barmen and Angry blog characters

Well its been quite a weekend thus far! Friday afternoon I had arranged to meet my friend in town for what was supposed to be a quiet drink. Oh sweet Jesus of Nazereth it was anything but. Got to a bar in town and started off with a glass of wine...which then led to vodka...which then led to cocktails... I had had absolutely nothing to eat all day and so you can imagine the state I was in. We had dinner about 8pm which I can barely recall and then we went back to a bar for more drinks.

There was this little Irish dude behind the bar, and me being the pisshead that I am had decided I wanted to chat him up.

"How old are you?" I said
"22, why" He said
"Oh...." *sly little smile to myself.
"Why?????" He said!!
"I was just wondering"
"Oh right, How old are you?!"
"24" I lied, nothing wrong with knocking a few years off now and again is there?

So I went back to my friends for a bit and then decided I needed another drink. Now my recollection of this is very hazy but somehow he must have suggested meeting me downstairs by the toilets and to cut a long story short I ended up in the kitchens with him havin a snog!!

Went home and woke up the next morning feeling VERY sorry for myself. I'm too old to be snogging barmen!!! Spent the day throwing up and vowing NEVER AGAIN!!!.celibacy drive is still very much in tact. I have entered day 43 now. Trying my hardest to concentrate on this interview I have next week with no distractions.

Anyway in other news one of the people in my blog appears to have gone fucking nuts overnight and tweeted my blog to all his followers wanting it to be shut down!!! I wouldnt even mind but he is barely in it!. So I closed it down for a bit and removed most of the stuff about him. If he's gonna get all fucking emotional about it. Ridiculous. This wouldn't normally be a problem but hes got thousands of followers and I just can't be arsed taking any shit off people around him. I'm upset though. He is supposed to be my friend and I feel like he's creating drama out of nothing!! Told him about the blog ages ago, he seems to have just read it now and taken offence. Wouldn't mind but believe you me I could fill hundreds of fucking blogs with that dudes escapades. AND I havent used his real name. Whatever. Also had lots of texts and a voicemail off him in the middle of the night calling me all the evil cunts going. I have a sneaking suspicion I know the real reason he is making a song and dance about having a go at me, which I won't go into.... #saynotartopricks

So I have taken most of the stuff about him out. I feel this now also means that Andy will see the blog. Now Andy knows the blog exists, he also knows I must have written not very nice things about him as I text him and told him loads of people think hes a cunt at the time when I was upset. I was considering taking it down so that he wouldn't see it but then I thought, hang on a minute. Why should I??? I'v done nothing wrong. I haven't lied, in fact that is exactly how I was feeling at the time. Maybe he will see it and realise what he put me through. Or maybe not. Fuck it anyway I've got nothing to hide.

@singlegalabto

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