Fuck Men, seriously they are all fucking bellends I swear to god.
Andy text me today to inform me what a whore he thought I was. Now I'm not being funny dear readers, but all he knows about is the swinging with the personal trainer, which he already knew about anyway. I MAY BE A WHORE BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THE FUCKING HALF OF IT THEREFORE FOR HIM TO SAY THIS BASED ON HIS LIMITED KNOWLEDGE CAUSES ME GREAT FUCKING OFFENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Onnnnn and onnnnnn and onnnnnn about how he felt physically sick and that he couldn't bare to be near me and all this. Ohhhhhhh please.
Right so I have been a bit offended for most of the day. I'm not a whore....don't look at me like that, I'm not. If i have a boyfriend I am the model girlfriend and I will put my all into a relationship. If i'm single well i'll do whatever makes me happy. And if I'm single I also reserve the right to go to a swingers club with my fucking personal trainer.
God I hate that personal trainer. If it wasn't for him and his stupid little dwarf attitude none of this would have happened. Mind you saying that if Andy hadn't of shagged off with that bird back in March I never would have joined the gym in the first place. The fucking pair of them are tossers in their own little ways.
Anyway I've pretty much been alright all day. I'm not even that upset. I feel like im back to where I was when the phone rang the other week and I thought he was dumping me. Theres defo more than meets the eye here isn't there. Hot one minute, cold the next. Does he have syphillis? Fuck knows. But i'm completely done with this stupid mess of a half relationship. Text him and told him Iwas happy to split up, I was mainly unhappy about 80percent of the time and that I needed to be with someone that cares about me.
Andy....RIP
Text the personal trainer this morning and asked him why he was such a fucking bellend but surprisingly he didn't reply. Probably busy drafting his legal letter he is sending to me. I am so annoyed at him..NEVER shag your personal trainer. Absolutely no good whatsoever can come of that situation. Take heed children, learn from my mistakes.
Urgh I was telling a little fib just then. I am upset. Not like bursting into celine dion think twice down the phone to Andy every 5 minutes upset....but kicking myself for telling him it was the pt upset. Oh if it wasn't this it would have been something else surely. He must be shagging someone else I can't explain it any other way. Composed a text before sayin "I've been blogging about you and every single one of my readers thinks your a fucking prick, in fact #Andysacunt is trending on twitter"...but thought i best hadnt. Not while he still owes me 70quid.
Going down south next week too. going to see my dream team friends. The dream team is me and 2 other girls. I'll tell you the story of how we met in my next blog. Its a funny old tale involving a lying fat guy.
In a bit
@singlegalabto
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