Monday 6 August 2012

A letter to Chris...

Just been looking through old emails and found this little gem! This is the email I sent to Chris (the one I spoke about in blast from the past) a few months after we split up. Just thought I would share it with you!!

Hello!
I had a dream last night that I saw u and told u exactly wot I thought of u an this mornin I woke up all made up!like av finally snapped out of it!
And It seems a shame that u never got to actually hear it so I thought fuck it am gonna tell him!
You, Chris XXX, are quite frankly a loser. You've got absolutely fuck all goin for u. Seriously! Nothing!!!!! Sweet FA!!!! No job, no mates, no house, no hope!!! An I know the only thing u can think of is ur car!!!!!!!
Well uv got ur car I spose, but once uv gotta renew ur insurance an ur credit care stops payin for it in jan, ur essentially fucked there too rnt u!!! I KNOW u stole that hundred quid from me, I saw the cctv. So ur a fuckin nasty thievin little shit aswell.(Haha u think av slagged u off in the past???that was me bein fuckin nice!!!!!!!) I hope u spent it on sumthin worthwhile, ur kids maybe? Doubtful tho I'm thinkin I mean just as if the dude that's give his kids not a yendel in months an wen he gets a 2grand claim does he fund his kids? Does he shite... he pisses off to turkey!!!as if that dudes gonna spend his hundred quid he's just robbed off his bird on anyone other than himself!!!!! How can u actually steal money from sum1?? That's beyond disgustin an u really did excel urself that time didn't u!
See the thing is bellend,it doesn't matter which way u look at it am just completely an utterly better than u in every way shape and form!!I bet u cudnt believe ur luck wen u met me.I kept u in pizza, petrol, sweeties basically paid for literally fuckin everything u freeloading little sponger... I must have been bananas!!!!!see this is why u shud stay off drugs, coz they alter ur mind!!!!!!
U don't give anyone the time of day even ur kids don't get a look in! An if u didn't have ur fuckin laptop ud never be able to speak to anyone at all wud u!!!!!!!
If u did become a rentboy I can only imagine the looks of horror on the customers face wen she's paid a fortune for a dude and they send u!!!!!!! Wot r u gonna talk about wiv no laptop!!!!!!! There's only so many times u can say "uv got nice eyes" before other social skills wud need to come into play which u just don't hav do u!Oh my god am nearly wettin meself laughin at this email I fuckin crack meself up some times!
Wot else??? Oh yeah!!!! Emailin fuckin russians I mean seriously what the hell woz that phase all about u complete gimp.!"I think my soul mates in a shack in chechnya" Dya know what lad I think u cud be onto somethin there
An what about wen I lost my job an I was upset an u came round an sat on my bed and sobbed for hours abt how it reminded YOU how shit YOUR life is??????!!!!!!! And I had to mop YOUR fuckin tears up with the cum tissues!!!!!!!!!! God do u know when I look back!!! Its a good job av got a fuckin sense of humour!!!!! Firstly, u sob wen there's just no need to sob!!! An secondly,,,u use the cum tissues to wipe ur snot up with!!!! An there was me wiv actual problems fuckin comfortin you!!!!!!!!!! Spose its coz u knew iv got the intelligence and drive to always fix my life, whereas u really are in shit street aren't you!!!!!!! An oh my god if I had to listen to "my ex cheated an hurt me, an that's why I am a cunt" one more fuckin time!!!! Lad! Who's fuckin surprised she cheated!!!!!!!!! Ur a twat!!!!!!! An u need to just get over it now coz its been years an noone cares anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And It all could have been so different!!!! but ur fuckin wierdness and inability to relate to anyone an treat ppl u love how they should be has lost u yet another person from ur life which is bad times lad coz numbers where dwindling as it was!!!!!!!
I'm so glad I got to share this with u I really am!!! I feel amazing and I can honestly say that I my friend am well an truly over it!!!! And in the words of the great ms rachel green,,,,"that is what they call, CLOSURE!"
Thank you! And goodnight!!!!!!!
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

This was a fair few years ago now when I was young and naive. The issues I refer to in the letter was my discovering he had been e-mailing russians off some dating website, suspected he had stole money from my bank account and applying to be a male escort. He also used to spend most of his time on msn and dating websites like are you interested on facebook which is how i actually met him in the first place. It made me laugh at the time anyway sending this haha

@singlegalabto x x

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